We all know by now what each girl's relationship with Ben is all about --- and who cares what their hometown is like? Because whomever he chooses will head off to California with him. So this week's blog is a little bit different.
OK, this girl is loaded. And, not to mention, she looks so amazing riding a horse. What a lucky horse! Devon the horse is smarter than Ben.
Anyway, I like Lindzi, but I think she is kind of boring now. Her life is strictly horses and she said they will always be in her life. Ben doesn't want to ride horses; he wants to bet on them and then go skinny-dipping.
Whose idea was it to put patio furniture out in the middle of nowhere so they could have wine and talk?
Kacie B. in Tennessee:
Finally, someone who has normal parents and thinks rationally. Right when Ben arrived, her parents laid down the law. I would say the exact same thing if my daughter was in that situation. Why? Because that's what normal people do.
Her parents don't want them to move in together before marriage and not to rush things because they haven't been together long enough. Every parent in the world agrees on that one. But why did Ben not agree? Oh, because he's still blinded by he and Courtney's skinny-dipping incident.
P.S.: Kacie B's sister is attractive
With or without the cowboy hat, Ben is still a loser. There's something about a cowboy hat that makes all women sexy. I hope to see 10,000 women all in cowboy hats at our next home game!
Nicki is another normal girl, but Ben doesn't see normal right now: He sees a full moon, beautiful ocean, botox lips, and a model. That's clearly not Nicki. She has her head on straight, she's intelligent and lives a normal life. She deserves someone like Rafael Nadal and not his twin, Ben Flakicgemwodgf.
How many people threw up in their mouth listening to Courtney's vows that she Googled? Oh, wait, she didn't Google those; she just copied it off an episode of "Sex in the City." If my girlfriend had a pretend wedding just to say "I love you" for the first time, I would leave her at the pretend altar. It wouldn't shock me if, at the end, when Ben chooses her and decides to propose, she speaks up and says that they already are.
You would think Ben would have said a few things to her when he let her go. Nope, just put her in the limo and said, "Peace."
She asked herself 5 times in the car, "What the **** just happened?" Honey, I don't know either. I just know she deserves someone better than Ben. Someone who doesn't look like a possum.
I think her parents scared him away, but they played the right hand. She will find someone better and worthy of her (such as myself).
Final Three: Courtney, Lindzi, and Nicki.
See you all at Allstate on Friday in your cowboy hats!